Friday, January 14, 2005

Body of Christ

Here is the dilemma. Jesus is dead. But according to this next passage taken directly from THE Bible those who eat the flesh of Jesus and drink his blood will live forever. Read if for yourself.

"The bread of God is that which comes down from heaven and gives life to the world ... I am the bread of life... This is the bread that comes down from heaven, so that one may eat of it and not die. I am the living bread that came down from heaven. Whoever eats of this bread will live forever; and the bread that I will give for the life of the world is my flesh ... Very truly, I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. Those who eat my flesh and drink my blood have eternal life...This is the bread that came down from heaven, not like that which your ancestors ate, and they died. But the one who eats this bread will live forever."

I know what some of you are thinking. Communion wafers would work. Maybe, but I don't think that's the kind of eternal life those provide. The actual flesh of Jesus is required for this one.

You see it's common knowledge in certain circles that Jesus is in everyone and we are all part of the Body of Christ.

Vampires drink blood for a reason.

Zombies eat flesh for the same a reason.

As discussed, killing is wrong. And nobody wants to live forever in prison. So how can we eat the flesh and drink the blood without sacrificing human life?

How about chowing down on some laboratory grown immortal human skin cells for a start.

Wash that down with a little mass produced lab blood and you're all set.

Whatever you do, don't die.

2 Comments:

Blogger Mark Walter said...

That's a really good question about how can we eat and drink someone's flesh and blood without killilng them. The meaning of communion gets whitewashed, doesn't it? A lot of religion's symbols and beliefs validate that it is okay to blame someone else.

Mark
http://gribridges.blogspot.com/

2:12 AM  
Anonymous casino online said...

I didn't agree with this line in which god telling that eat my flesh and drink my blood. God is supernatural power how we can hurt them.

7:00 AM  

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